Oh Vancouver just stop

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Yes, the official ScanBC Twitter account which monitors the electronic communications of BC’s emergency services has reported that Vancouver Police are on scene with a male robbed of his gold chain and his purse and Seymour St  & W Hastings St. Suspect fled in white BMW

This almost reads as a form of time travel in which the new Vancouver reality is overlaid upon the old. Or as William Gibson once said, the future is already here, it’s just not evenly distributed.

May the epoch of jerks in white BMW be short-lived; may we survive long enough to see its fiery demise.

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