The Moon

“If you are a moon and you don’t have a mirror, so you have to, if you want to see your face, you got to have a little look in the rivers. I had a look in there and I’m all, I’m flipping beautiful, I’m all handsome… a smooth white moon. And there’s all… I haven’t got any eyebrows, but I think that only gives me a bit more of an edge.” (4:32)

“When you are the moon, the best form that you can be is a full moon. And then the half moon… He’s alright. But the full moon is the famous moon. And uh, like three quarters, no one gives a shit about him, when does he come, two days in to the calendar month? He’s useless. Full moon. The moon. The main moon.”

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