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Hey spammers, slow down and use spellcheck! I know you’re in a rush what with only 4-6 weeks to get your degree but come on:

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1 comment

  1. This is hilarious! Today I was offered a penis growth sample whatever that is, a bit of penis they grew? The silver lining is they don’t print this crap onto paper and actually post it through your door…

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