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Vancouver Airport plans “luxury outlet” mall, bastard child of Disneyland and Bouncy Castle

January 30, 2014

Vancouver Airport plans “luxury outlet” mall, bastard child of Disneyland and Bouncy Castle

Trying to laugh instead of cry over the announcement by Vancouver airport of a kitsch faux-nineteenth century monstrosity of a “luxury outlet mall” next to our quite attractive, Pacific NW contemporary airport with its forest water features, stunning aquariums and significant First Nations art.

Most confusing Christmas decoration of the 2011 season

December 26, 2011

Most confusing Christmas decoration of the 2011 season

Please take a number and ponder how The Nutcracker—you remember, that’s the story of a seven-headed Mouse King and a kingdom of dolls who come magically alive, among other pagan details—is actually a Christian-run story secretly enacted by a Jesus-like white Santa Claus operating marionettes hung from gold crosses.

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Dave Bidini eviscerates Bryan Adams in print for jamming with Canada’s über-right-wing prime minister

June 10, 2010

Dave Bidini eviscerates Bryan Adams in print for jamming with Canada’s über-right-wing prime minister

The decor at Prime Minister Stephen Harper’s residence in Ottawa is almost as bad as the very fact of this distasteful event, which – can this really have happened?

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One of these things is not like the other.

October 10, 2009

One of these things is not like the other.

Things for your garden, from right to left: Roman column, menacing bird of prey statue fit for a military dictator, mass-produced standing stone with Chinese inscription, birdbath/fountain with peeing cupid and his parents, cartoon meteorite.

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Categories: design, Uncategorised

No, you bite me, Karim Rashid.

July 6, 2009

No, you bite me, Karim Rashid.


This is Karim Rashid’s new “Bite Me” Chair, a garish blobject in the shape of a bubblegum-pink molar. There was a pretty unanimous chorus of dislike and disapproval of this chair on the CDR (Canadian Design Resource) blog in May, and Rashid – the master of plasticky furniture that looks carelessly cheap when it’s made and then ages badly – totally deserved it.

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Cringe List, Part 1: Alessi

January 20, 2009

Cringe List, Part 1: Alessi

I always meant to initiate a regular feature about bad design but for a long time I didn’t have the heart for it. For one thing, finding insincere design is like shooting fish in a barrel.

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